Boris Khaykin is a comedian and rapper living in Brooklyn, NY. This is his blog. is his website and @HardcoreBoris is his twitter.


I purchased this water at a rest stop somewhere along I-95 in Virginia. I’d been eating sunflower seeds throughout a road trip and ran out of the water I had brought along faster than anticipated.

The bottle, despite being of inferior plastic material, is pleasantly clear and large. Were…